Sunday, 9 April 2017

Of Sanitary Pads and Food Flasks, it is Not Nyanzi's Business Alone

Even at the climax of my timidity and fear, one thing I can authoritatively say is that Uganda or Ugandans are in a financial crisis and it is true the economy is sick and alarmingly sick. Those in the financial sector can affirm that the loan default is high and those paying are passing through untold hardships. Banks are lending cautiously with most debt being offered to government which is thought to be a secure borrower but if the nose dive continues, believe you me Uganda as government is also gonna default on its debts before 2025. The economy is in free fall and even the governors at the Central Bank are aware that they are not in charge.

Early this year, Bank Of Uganda lowered the lending rate to stimulate borrowing but there is no guarantee that those who are borrowing at these lower rates will pay without struggle if they manage to pay anyway. Even without reading between lines, one can tell that it is the result of bad investment decisions by government. Of course, I will not talk about the NRM expenditure on the campaigns that had direct bad impact on the already bad economy neither will I mention the withdrawal of donor funds from some “bunch of useless western nations” as our president calls them.

When we sunk all that money into roads, bridges, railways, statehouse and defense while ignoring other productive sectors they made things worse. Remember most of the money that is spent on infrastructure goes abroad to Chinese and there is no real value for it.

Whoever advised Museveni to sink money in the roads must be the same who told Sudhir to put money in buildings instead of lending it out. He or she must be related to FDC in one way or another. No wonder it is DFDCU bank that took over Crane Bank but that is a by the way.

For us at the grassroots we just watch and start adjusting to one meal a day. We are soon selling food flasks to buy food. Remember at first we sold cows and bought food flasks hoping to solve the issue of hunger but these food flasks were not as holy as rice from Kubiiri at the Mulago Round-about.
Every parent who bought a food flask thinking that every morning the food flask would be overflowing with food from heaven in form of mana or quill was mistaken. Our friends across the Nile waited and waited until the kids started conceiving from home. Why did mother of the nation ask people to buy food flasks when she was not gonna give them a source of food? However in essence it all sounds like a comical movie for one who has gone hungry for days to start packing food for his/her children when they are going to school.

Anyway, we cannot forget to appreciate the fellows in the Ministry of Education who have honorably and ably solved the problem of high school drop-out in Karamoja region. In fact since the days of John the Baptist this region had never witnessed such a high enrolment in the government aided schools with such regular attendance. We can copy leaf from what the Ministry did to take and keep Karimojongs in school. They serve them with free porridge at school. I hear that what those guys do is spend the morning in the bush with their cattle and at the time when the bell rings for porridge all and sundry queue for porridge. After the good porridge they all get back to their bush and to their cattle. After all what are presidents for especially if he collected 99% votes from the region where the majority pastoralists didn't even vote?

Karimojongs who stayed away from voting are way more intelligent than Kampalans and we the alleged intellectuals who stood in line for hours just to cast a vote. What changed after waiting that long?
Back to Buyende girls who started their periods early just to tarnish first Lady's name. These girls only need to have controlled their periods till the oil comes out of the ground and we got enough money for such luxuries. Can't the Basoga in Buyende also appreciate government effort and buy sanitary pads for their children? We now hear that these girls normally get money for pads from their side business after school. In the most vulnerable condition, they give out their young bodies to fishermen who in return pay them as much as 10,000.

After all they are the most satisfied tribesmen and majority beneficiaries of the current regime. There are the unconfirmed rumours that the ruling party got 90% support from Buyende with FDC getting 40%, Mbabazi 20% and Kyalya 10%. Don’t mind if the maths does not add up, does it always add up anyway?

Lastly, just in case the first Lady does not forgive me as she did Stella Nyanzi, my next article shall be about preserving the environment and the current indiscriminate disposal of waste as well as the pathetic destruction of the flora and fauna of Uganda. I just realised recently that when we actually collect all our rubbish in the rubbish bins of Mbale the Municipal council carries the same waste and dumps it in Kamonkoli or the forest along Busiu road. It is some sort of madness that I wonder of what importance it is to collect the rubbish only to use it to pollute for the innocent people of Kamonkoli.

Back to the issue of pads which has become as contentious as the Makerere Professor herself, Busiu Youth Forum wrote a proposal requesting 40 million from NSSF friends with benefits to engage in the production and supply of free recyclable or reusable sanitary pads but just like the ministry of education, the NSSF thought that the girls may bleed later and did not fund us. If there is change of heart and you think that our proposal makes sense, all the government schools in the great Bungokho South can be covered with us. Do not say that am bribing anyone for an offer because the need is right before your eyes. Act now or watch another generation go down the drain as we keep talking emancipation and acting sexism. But wait, did we say women are majority in Uganda and they are also an interest group?

Let me ask for forgiveness!


NB: This article is a combination of fiction and reality. It is now the reader to sort the chaff from good or the good from the chaff. Whatever will be easy for you!

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