Monday
In our language, a virgin hen is called issenye. For the word to make sense, you may have to add "ingokho" so
that it is "ingokho issenye". The k in "ingokho" is silent. On the other hand, imbuushu is an ageing hen that has fed people with a number of eggs and, hatched chicks and is now nearing retirement. Such hens (tsimbuushu) are usually retired into Kimwanga Market or end up in the next meal of millet bread.Tuesday
Therefore, tt was a normal Tuesday, one of those days when we go to "bury Macheche". Wolukawo woke up with vigor of a person who has a serious transaction to make, only to be met with a bad omen, a precursor to bad luck. He had agreed with his wife - maayi Umududa as we affectionately call her to sell off
one of thei
r older hens in order to raise money for New Year Celebrations. They expected to get around 3,000. But there is one problem. When Wolukawo meets a woman as the first person in the morning, it is a bad omen and the whole day ends up in a mess. So, they agreed that he will not share the bed with his wife.
She slept in the children's room that night
Very early in the morning, as the frogs started to crock, goats to bleat and the chicken to wake, Wolukawo's wife rose up to go and call Woniaye who stays in his own hut across the compound. The whole intention was to set up Woniaye so that he is the first person to meet with Wolukawo before the head of the house goes to Kimwanga to sell the hen, you never, he may get a good price, enough to buy them a kilo of meat and rice for back in the days, money had value. But people still complained about the money losing value; probably they never knew what would follow.
Wednesday
“If I had this 500 during Amin’s time, I could have bought myself a piece of land in Namunyu. But now, look—it cannot even buy me two kilos of meat,” the elderly would complain.
"But again, even those who had it did not buy land, so what are they complaining about?", the younger ones would wonder after being told how so and so had a lot of money back in days.
Wolukawo who had not been told of his wife's plan did not take heed. Soon as he heard the animal sounds and opening of the door, he knew that it was time to get up and get the chicken before the children can release. And behold, as he dragged his barefeet on the dung plastered ground, he came face to face with his wife, Umududa.
"shissiilani" he grunted in despair and continued on his way out. He did not expect to meet his wife as first thing in the morning.
Kimwanga is a weekly market that opens every Tuesday attracting petty traders from Bumia (Tororo, and Busia), Bunyole (Butaleja), Budadiri and Busukuya (Manafwa and Bududa). There is a peculiar relationship between Kimwanga Market and rain that on every market day it must rain. Even in the dry-most of seasons, God always keeps the Tuesday rain for Kimwanga Market, at least a drizzle.
Thursday
The people are drawn to their traditions because of what they have witnessed in their lifetime. There is a strong attachment to the past and this brings out the inalienable belief that the dead are actually not dead.
On this particular occasion, it had rained significantly. For people who come from across and have to cross Marekerero to reach Kimwanga. It is one river that has no bridge, but people have lived with it for all the years as it is and the river has also maintained the sacred relationship with the people of Bumanye, Bukhamunyu, Lwaboba and Muanda. During the rainy season, the river surges and especially on Tuesdays when the citizens descend on Kimwanga to "bury Macheche". Therefore, for the weak ones, when you reach Marekerero on one of those days, you make an alarm not to only to inform the citizens that the river has surged but summon the villagers to help you cross.
Now, when a person says they are going to bury Macheche, it is not that anyone has died, just know they are going to Kimwanga Market.
Wolukawo picked up the oldest hen in the coop despite his misfortune and as others went to the garden, he marched to Kimwanga to find the buyers who always buy chicken at a fair price than what he would make selling it in the village. But before he could go, his wife arranged in a way that the first person Wolukawo met as he embarked on the way to Kimwanga was a man, indeed their son.
Boy, oh boy, the charm seems to have worked
As soon as he reached Kimwanga, Wolukawo got a buyer from Ojames who they normally call Bamia and he offered 3,500 which Wolukawo accepted without further bargaining. Wolukawo took 2,000 and tucked it away in his coat. The rest of the money he used it to buy fish commonly called Sabulenya, a few home items and still had enough left for waragi "kukunjira" which would accompany him back home.
Friday
Although Wolukawo had reached home staggering, he was sure that he returned with his fish. The fish went missing and suspects were summoned for interrogation. All of them denied having stolen Wolukawo's Sabulenya. Muyama, Walutsyo and Wanapwaka were summoned before Umududa and she put them to test. She got a small piece cloth from around her waist region and threw it on the ground daring the suspects to jump over the cloth 3 times.
"If you deny that you did not steal the fish, I want you, one by one to jump over that cloth three times. If you know that you stole it, better confess early or else...." she ended
Muyama walked forward and confidently jumped over the cloth; one time, the second and without hesitation, she jumped the third time then stood aside daring Wanapwaka and Walutsyo to do the same. Walutsyo moved forward. Looked at Wanapwaka and everyone could see that Wanapwaka was visibly shaken. Everyone could tell who the suspect was and before Walutsyo could make the first jump, Wanapwaka confessed. Upto now, no one knows what would have happened if Walutsyo had jumped over the cloth. But that is how tradition comes to be respected and in many instances used for arbitration.
Saturday
Meanwile the "brother" (as they call themselives) who led his religious followers to burn the shrine never walked again. After burning it, he had returned home with a smile of a hunter who returns after a successful expedition. But what happened after shall always live to be told. The "brother" went to bed normally but did not manage to get up again. It is widely claimed that the spirits attacked and struck him.
The most astonishing though was his death.
For people who lived around Namaloko, you remember the man who spent more than few weeks bed ridden. But one day, they woke up to find the patient missing from his bed. He was discovered leaning in the corner of the bedroom, dead! Todate, no one can explain the mystery behind this.
Sunday
Being end of year, we are going burn banana leaves in celebration. The new year is a year of circumcision and we shall dance to Kadodi all night because at Wetonyi's home, they have an imbalu candidate (umusinde)!
Till then, we shall keep you posted!